Vermutlich amerikanischer Autor, unbekannt:
On a chain of beautiful deserted islands in
the
middle of nowhere, the following people are
stranded:
Two Italian men and one Italian woman
Two French men and one French woman
Two German men and one German woman
Two Greek men and one Greek woman
Two English men and one English woman
Two Bulgarian men and one Bulgarian woman
Two Japanese men and one Japanese woman
Two Chinese men and one Chinese woman
Two Irish men and one Irish woman
Two American men and one American woman
One month later, on these absolutely stunning
deserted islands
in the middle of nowhere, the following things
have occurred:
* One Italian man killed the other Italian man for the Italian woman.
* The two French men and the French woman are living happily together in a menage a trois.
* The two German men have a strict weekly schedule of alternating visits with the German woman.
* The two Greek men are sleeping with each other and the Greek woman is cleaning and cooking for them.
* The two English men are waiting for someone to introduce them to the English woman.
* The two Bulgarian men took one look at the Bulgarian woman and started swimming to another island.
* The two Japanese have faxed Tokyo and are awaiting instructions.
* The two Chinese men have set up a pharmacy/liquor store/restaurant/laundry, and have gotten the woman pregnant in order to supply employees for their store.
* The two Irish men divided the island into
North and South and set up a distillery. They do not
remember if sex is in the picture because
it gets somewhat foggy after a few liters of coconut
whiskey. However, they're satisfied because
the English aren't having any fun.
* The two American men are contemplating suicide,
because the American woman will not shut up and
complains relentlessly about her body, the
true nature of feminism, what the sun is doing to her
skin, how she can do anything they can do,
the necessity of fulfillment, the equal division of
household chores, how sand and palm trees
make her look fat, how her last boyfriend respected her
opinion and treated her nicer than they do,
and how her relationship with her mother is the root cause
of all her problems, and why didn't they bring
a damn cell phone so they could call 911 and get
them all rescued off this god-forsaken deserted
island in the middle of nowhere so she can
get her nails done and go shopping!